Azur Lane Weeaboo Pronunciation Guide for Ships with Non-English Names

Ship pronunciation parody. You're bound to hear these as you watch streams of this game by white weeaboos.
I think at one point it went from weeaboo pronunciations to redneck pronunciations. But whatever. It's the same thing.
Enjoy.

 20190102 Update!
Pronunciation Demonstration/Reaction by IskatuMesk#1211


fuh-BOO-key
ayyer-NAMMI
acker-ZERkey
eek-a-ZOO-ch
eye-nuh-ZOO-ma
shy-ruh-SUE-you
yeh-DAH-chee
Shagger Ray
YOU-kuh-kazzy
kuh-JEE-row
shy-ruh-NOO
no-WACKY
Hasser Harold
wa-KAY-ber
Hasser SHEEmer
Arry-YUCKY
You Great
Q-row-shee-yo
Oh, a shit, yo
Ew, berry
nuh-GARR-RURR
I Sue Jew
Abe Kumar
mah GAMMY
Michael Ma
Fuhrer Taker
Kay Kow
Ayyyy-Ober
Kai-noo-gasser
My Yoko
Nazi
tuh-KAY-oh
uh-TAY-gow
Mayor
Chow-You-Kay
Congo
HI! YEEEEE~
har-ROOOOO-ner
Kill Ruh Shimmer
Few-Sow
Yammer SHY-row
I see.
Hi, Yuuuuger.
Nigga Toe
Mushu
HI!! You!!
John You
Hoe Show
Show Hoe
uh-KAY-jee
Kegger
Sorry You!
Hyrule
Show-you-kah-koo
Zoey-QQ
Ack, shit.
Zee One
Zee Twenty-Three
Zee Twenty-Five
Cool NIgga Burger
Carl’s ROO-HEE
Coon
Leap Zig
Add-murry Hipper
Prince of Yuujin
Doucheland
Add-murry Spray
Sharharharst
Nice Now
Derp Piss
Graph Zipperline
Anne Shawn
Few Shunned
Chan Chang
TAY-you-An
Dim Sum
Ding Dong
Ping Pong
Zee Nineteen
Zee Twenty
Zee Twenty-One
Zee Fourty-Six
kammer-KAZZY
masser-KAZZY
muh-SHOE-key
Kiss a rag, yee~
WOOZOOKEY
Minor Zookey
Few Me Zookey
Michael Zookey
Coward Kazzy
Night Zookey
Harry Zookey
You, zookey.
Sandy
Jean Sue
You’re Casey!
I saw Casey.
Hammer Casey
Tanning Casey
My Castle
uh, GAY NOW?!?
Ass shy, yo.
Oh, shy, yo.
My CHEE shy, yo
EYE Nineteen
EYE Twenty-Six
EYE Fifty-Eight
You, eighty-one!
You, forty-seven!
You, five five seven!
Zee-Thirty-Five
Zee-Eighteen
Let's Try-yum-feet
Four Bin
Emily Burton
Sure. Cough.
Lee Marrrrs
Done Kirk
Gene Bart

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